Man enters bank with gun. “I’ll rob every man, I’ll kiss every woman.” One of the men was with his wife said:
“You may rob all men, but you’re not going to kiss all the ladies! ” Wife punched him & said, “Leave him alone, George. He’s robbing the bank.”
Research shows that men who kiss their wives before leaving for work have better health, live longer & make more money than those who don’t.
Source: Francis Kong Facebook Post
Though I’m still single… Funny but it seems true.